Warning: This post contains information about *poo* by a small child. Reader discretion required.
I sat on the couch and saw 21 month old Pippa standing in front of me, clearly pushing something out into her nappy.
“Poos” Pippa stated.
“Do you want to go on the toilet?” I asked.
“No” she replied.
“Do you want to go on the Potty?” I asked again.
“No” she again replied.
Pippa looked at me with a sly look on her face.
“Carpet” she said mischievously. She then added, “Funny girl.”
It didn’t take long for my not quite 2 year old to grasp onto the fact that toilet humour gets easy laughs. I hate to admit it, but it’s true.